Saturday, October 13, 2007

Understanding - A Vice or a Virtue?

All the characters referred to in the below blog are fictitious and bear no resemblance with anyone living or dead whatsoever. Any co-incidence is purely co-incidental and unintentional.

Scenario 1:
Viru : “Mummy why can’t I get that toy!!!”
Mummy : “Let your little sis play with beta, UNDERSTAND na she is fond of it!!!!”
Viru : “OK”.

Scenario 2:
Some years later……
Viru : “Darling get ready fast we’re getting late”
Darling : “Uff ho jaan just 5 minutes. I am going out with my hubby, UNDERSTAND na”.
Viru : “OK”.

Scenario 3:
Some more years later…..
Viru : “Darling aaj khaane mein suji ka halwa banana.”
Darling : “Uff ho jaan kitna kaam hain, abhi munni ke liye milk-cake bhi banana hain, Kal bana doongi. Please bura mat maano. UNDERSTAND na baba”
Viru : “OK”.

Scenario 4:
Viru with his friends, on a Friday evening.
Viru : “Let’s go for a movie, folks.”
Ishu : “No yaar I feel more like going for a beer, you know I just love it
J
Viru : “OK let’s go for a beer, I UNDERSTAND”

And so on the list was endless for occasions when Viru went on UNDERSTANDING. Understanding that the toy he was longing for was probably more needed by his little sis whom he loved so much and wanted her to be happy at any cost. So he stopped longing for that toy. Understanding that his wife needed time to do proper justice to her make-up kit and her appearance, so what he wanted to spend those extra 10 minutes with her before going for the boring party, but he understood his wife’s concern and let his wish forego. Understanding that her wife had to look after so many people, he set aside his wish to cherish his favorite delicacy Suji ka Halwa, so what it had been years since he had it, and had thought about it a million times before asking his wife to prepare it for him. Again here understanding the situation he added one more unsung sacrifice to his disregarded and grossly unnoticed credit. Although he too likes sipping beer in a while, but on that Friday a thriller had released, he’d been following the trailers of which closely and had waited with abetted breadth for its release, so he wanted to watch that movie. But of course he also understood (once again!!!) that Ishu was finding the idea of a beer more entertaining so Viru was left with no choice but to UNDERSTAND and he did that only.

Its not the story of Viru only but of numerous people like him, whom I would prefer to call UNSUNG HEROES. So does it appear that Viru’s sense of UNDERSTANDING was proving more like a vice to him and other people’s immaturity had proved a virtue? Apparently YES.

But let’s just see what happens if Viru was not so UNDERSTANDING.

Scenario 1:
Viru : “Mummy why can’t I get that toy!!!”
Mummy : “Let your little sis play with beta, UNDERSTAND na she is fond of it!!!!”
Viru : “No I don’t know anything, I just want it, and I’ll take it from her or else I am not going to school anymore. I will also watch that channel on TV you always forbid me from watching. I will also tell Dad that you visited Monica aunt’s place despite his despises for that female.”
Mummy : “OK OK baba don’t eat my ears sitting on my shoulders, have this toy. Come baby you play with it later, ok??”
Baby, obviously oblivious to the gravity of the situation, cries hysterically, but Viru GOT what he wanted.

Scenario 2:
Viru : “Darling get ready fast we’re getting late”
Darling : “Uff ho jaan just 5 minutes. I am going out with my hubby, UNDERSTAND na”.
Viru : “Why on earth you need to spend so much time on your make up, rather than that we can spend that time together? What the hell we are going to do in that goddamn party for which you are spending so much time
Darling : “Ok fine, fine stop bragging, we are leaving.”
She stopped her make-up in between albeit upset with Viru’s constant nagging, but Viru GOT what he wanted.

Scenario 3:
Viru : “Darling aaj khaane mein suji ka halwa banana.”
Darling : “Uff ho jaan kitna kaam hain, abhi munni ke liye milk-cake bhi banana hain, Kal bana doongi. Please bura mat maano. UNDERSTAND na baba”
Viru : “Yaar itne dinon baad to halwa khaane ka mann hua hain munni ka doodh garam kar ke halwa bana dena. Kaam to hum bhi dher saara karte hain office mein, aaj tak to shikayat nahi kari. Humein bhi manager kai baar kehta hain yaar zara lage haath yeh bhi kar dena. Kya kahoo usse, ‘Kitna kaam hai Sir jee?’ Bahaane banane main sab expert hain. Kal to hum waise hi baahar ja rahe hain
Darling : “Theek hain baba bana doongi, dheeraj dharo zara, uff ho saara doodh ubal gaya
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Munni had to wait for some more time for her milk cake, and her mother also had a tough time trying to handle the extra load, but Viru GOT what he wanted, his Suji ka Halwa.

Scenario 4:
Viru : “Let’s go for a movie, folks.”
Ishu : “No yaar I feel more like going for a beer, you know I just love it
J
Viru : “Yaar its almost every Friday we go for beer, but I have been waiting for this movie for quite some time and nothing like going for this movie on the first Friday evening. Weekend will be busy and by next week we will already have the reviews and story out.”
Ishu : “Tickets will be a difficulty today.”
Viru : “We’ll get it in black”
And so here they bought the movie tickets at double the price for the same movie that could have been watched at normal price with some patience. But Viru was insistent, non UNDERSTANDING and he GOT what he wanted.

So it all depends on the importance you lay to your own wishes and aspirations over your loved ones’ and you can develop your own sense of UNDERSTANDING. Keep UNDERSTANDING and keep paying prices. Or else stop being UNDERSTANDING and others will pay those. The choice is yours!!!

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Its Tea Time

Aah so relaxing it is today. Looks like a day I'd been waiting for and it has come. Due to some "technical snag" my work cannot proceed and so I am on an "Official Time Pass" routine. So, here we go, chatting with old pals, browsing and reading e-mails and of course listening to songs and I am lost as if I am very busy. Suddenly a small jerk on the shoulder revives me from the musical reverie, I look up to see who is it. Oh man its our favorite teammate, Gurubhai, as we fondly call him. But Ratnakar is far more better than the Gurukant Desai we had seen in this year's blockbuster "GURU".

Ratnakar : "Busy ho kya , chalo chai peene jaayenge"
Virag : "One hell of a busy I am, chalo let's go".
Ratnakar : "Paaji ko bhi leke chalte hain, arre paaji hain kahaan"

Aah how could I possibly not mention paaji aka Bharat, the cornerstone and the standing pillar of our arguments and "healthy discussions". Although it is quite rare that he is in the office and "not to be found at his seat", but sometimes rare things do happen or else the news channels will have to go on a hunger strike. Today was such a day, our fondly reverred paaji was not on his seat, so we went out looking for the aceman of the time pass mandli, but alas its just 11 am, how can one possibly assume that Ravi will be in so early. Oh my Gosh, his laptop is also not there, probably he won't come today.
Gurubhai : "Arre paaji bhi nahi hain, ravi bhi nahi hain"
Virag : "Arre woh aa rahe paaji" (Giving him the indication that we are going for tea on Gurubhai's insistence and he nods in the affirmative on joining)

So the wholesome threesome reach the "Cuisine de' Internationale" in the ground floor with an air as if they have just finished implementing successfully the counter OS to beat Windows Vista running on an AMD Dual Core and are about to step inside "The Taj" to celebrate the accomplishment, for now its the same old cafeteria which has the ability to serve tea with a taste complying with the day of the week.
Gurubhai : "Hey I'll be back in two minutes" (Heading towards the exit of the cafeteria).
Virag : "Hey what do you want me to order for you?"
Gurubhai : "Nothing!!!"
Nothing, I think it was Gurubhai's idea to come to cafeteria!!!
Virag : "Paaji, tussi ki louge?"
Paaji smiles in his own enigmatic style and as if saying "I think you wanted to have something".
Oh my God, what the heck of this is going on. Both of us (me and paaji), burst out laughing.
Virag : "Hum aaye kyun hain yahaan?"
Paaji : "Gurubhai leke aaye hain lekin Gurubhai gaye kahaan?"
"Waise accha hain, main abhi apne issue ki list khatam karke aa raha hoon"
"Lekin kahin gurubhai apne maze lene ke liye seat par to nahi chale gaye"
Virag : "Chal yaar baahar jaakar dekhte hain"
Out we go, looking for Ratnakar, but he is nowhere to be found. Just when our worst fears of a trick being played upon us was going to be a hard reality, the smiling silhouette of Gurubhai materializes from behind the ATM gate visible at a stone's throw from where we were standing. And out comes one basic question from Gurubhai. (His basic questions really drives the nuts out of us. I think if Einstein had been alive he would have chosen to solve the "Strings' Theory" to its fullest rather than attempting to answer the basic questions of Gurubhai. But as of now we were at loggerheads trying to solve the basic question and that being,
Ratnakar : "Arre tum log kuch order nahi kiya"

Me and paaji were laughing as if we had just come out watching the laughter-riot "Dhol".

To be continued.....